Cam’ron does the ice bucket challenge

its been like 2 days n I’m still laughing my hero

  • Me: *sits on the park bench next to Drake* Sup papi
  • Drake: Nothin much
  • Me: I can see that.
  • Drake: whats that supposed to mean?
  • Me: oh im just sayin thats its a lot of nothin with u lately
  • Drake: like?
  • Me: wheres views from the 6?
  • Drake: *starts sweatin* what?
  • Me: Your album papi. Where is it?
  • Drake: its uh..its in the works..
  • Me: I see. So.. you gotta release date or something gimme a little timeline?
  • Drake: You heard 0-100 right?
  • Me: Oh yeah I heard but I thought u just needed a rhyme or something because if u think im waiting till spring 2015 u got another thing comin playboy
  • Drake: u know what? I got somewhere to be *tries to stand up*
  • Me: *yanks him back down by the hem of his luxurious cashmere sweater* listen...dont.play.games.wit.me.
  • Me: Understand?
  • Drake: *nods*
  • Me: *lets go of his sweater* aight u can go.
  • Drake: *stands up*
  • Me: I like them timbs by the way
  • Drake: Huh?
  • Me: Collateral.
  • Drake: *sighs and kicks off his boots*
  • Me*picks them up* I'll be seein you champagne.
  • Drake: *under his breath* I cant stand this bitch
  • Me: What?
  • Drake: Nothin
  • Me: *trying on my new timbs* keep playin and imma come for that chain



This is my life

I hate when people invade my space!!