Why don't all guys look like Marlon Brando?
The sad moment when you realize how alone you...
And when you text first no one responds. Or when you make plans they cancel for an obviously made-up reason.
Omg I was on my friends mac and saw a video of her masturbating omg like please put that in a different folder I feel so weird omggg all I wanted to do was take a simple picture of myself :’(
my mom always tricks me into feeling guilty about spending money cuz were broke and then she does something to suggest we have money, like buying herself a 30,000 dollar fucking house in colombia that shes going to move into sometime soon even though i have a college to pay for…. like what the fuck man stick to a social class im so confused
i take showers sitting down cuz im lazy
today i got lured in by my friend to one of those stupid amway business meetings she told me she had a job for me in makeup and next thing i know im sitting down listening to some low class italian from hempstead telling me how to make money i dont even know how this happened man
you know youre addicted to online shopping when you memorize your credit card number…
highb100d: joshishollywood: Who was driving that truck in the first level of Sonic Adventure 2 and what the fuck was his problem ikr what a douche
you know your dog loves you when she has a whole king bed to sleep on but chooses to sleep on your face instead
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jasontarrycc121224
i like how im unemployed and getting kicked out of my house for no reason and stuff its totally kool
My dad thinks im doing homework… im actually upstairs watching a christmas story on vhs on a “12x12” tv from the 90s….yeeeeaaaahhh