October 2011
Why don't all guys look like Marlon Brando?
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The sad moment when you realize how alone you...
And when you text first no one responds. Or when you make plans they cancel for an obviously made-up reason.
Omg I was on my friends mac and saw a video of her masturbating omg like please put that in a different folder I feel so weird omggg all I wanted to do was take a simple picture of myself :’(
my mom always tricks me into feeling guilty about spending money cuz were broke and then she does something to suggest we have money, like buying herself a 30,000 dollar fucking house in colombia that shes going to move into sometime soon even though i have a college to pay for….
like what the fuck man stick to a social class im so confused
i take showers sitting down cuz im lazy
today i got lured in by my friend to one of those stupid amway business meetings she told me she had a job for me in makeup and next thing i know im sitting down listening to some low class italian from hempstead telling me how to make money
i dont even know how this happened man
you know youre addicted to online shopping when you memorize your credit card number…
stephaniedanielle:
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joshishollywood:
Who was driving that truck in the first level of Sonic Adventure 2 and what the fuck was his problem
ikr what a douche
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you know your dog loves you when she has a whole king bed to sleep on but chooses to sleep on your face instead
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jasontarrycc121224
i like how im unemployed and getting kicked out of my house for no reason and stuff its totally kool
My dad thinks im doing homework… im actually upstairs watching a christmas story on vhs on a “12x12” tv from the 90s….yeeeeaaaahhh
