March 2012
im not a cuddler but if a guy insists i prefer to spoon that way you can feel his dick loolll
someone needs to end LMFAOs career.
Hey hey lets go 犹热发广吐 protect my balls
Lets fighting love
February 2012
At least i have a good sex life and designer handbags…
im tired of psychotherapy i hate having schizophrenia i hate feeling like im crazy :”“((
:c
finally done with my paper wheeee time 2 sleep like an angel :)
Watchxieraxiera:
what is happening
my phone keeps making noises.. but its like 4 feet away………
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danger city
population: me
Watchxieraxiera:
same
ya
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anxzyeti asked: 2, lololol.
overplayed:
remember when they told us not to talk to strangers on the internet
if i never talked to strangers on the internet…… i would have zero friends
Blathers: Hootie hoo, I see you have a fossil there? Care for me to identify
Me: b b b b
Blathers: Oh, an insect! Do not free the beast from its cage
Me: b b b b b b
Blathers: It's known that the stegosaurus was once a fierce creature to roam this earth
Me: b b b b b b b b b b
Blathers: I am really tired did you know that hoo zwack sorry old chum I am a night owl don'tcha know
Me: b b b b b b b b fucking b
Blathers: Hoo hoo
Me: b
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xieraxiera:
some couples you can look at and you know they have beautiful sex.
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
