im not a cuddler but if a guy insists i prefer to spoon that way you can feel his dick loolll
someone needs to end LMFAOs career.
Hey hey lets go 犹热发广吐 protect my balls Lets fighting love
At least i have a good sex life and designer handbags…
im tired of psychotherapy i hate having schizophrenia i hate feeling like im crazy :”“((
finally done with my paper wheeee time 2 sleep like an angel :)
xieraxiera: what is happening
my phone keeps making noises.. but its like 4 feet away………
danger city population: me
xieraxiera: same ya
anxzyeti asked: 2, lololol.
overplayed: remember when they told us not to talk to strangers on the internet if i never talked to strangers on the internet…… i would have zero friends
Blathers: Hootie hoo, I see you have a fossil there? Care for me to identify
Me: b b b b
Blathers: Oh, an insect! Do not free the beast from its cage
Me: b b b b b b
Blathers: It's known that the stegosaurus was once a fierce creature to roam this earth
Me: b b b b b b b b b b
Blathers: I am really tired did you know that hoo zwack sorry old chum I am a night owl don'tcha know
Me: b b b b b b b b fucking b
Blathers: Hoo hoo
xieraxiera: some couples you can look at and you know they have beautiful sex.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE