Jason had breakfast delivered and were eating bacon naked in bed this is the life
my dog has been humping her bed viciously lately, like bringing it from one room to another and my mom was yelling at her and i was like wtf mom she has nothing to do all day leave her alone okkkk and she was like what dont tell me youre doing the same thing! and then i said no and turned around and whispered to myself *i am doing the same thing :”( *
who does this nigga think he is, thinking im gonna take the train from long island to manhattan at 3 in the morning? thats just craazY son im not trying to get murdered ok
ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
lindsaylohanthony: unfreshing: ineedtogetpaid: tubbers4l: hotbabysitter: Snapback snapback all I wear is snapbacks. do you think his mom filmed this nice aeropostale shirt the cargo shorts are what do it for me omfg
my mom still does my laundry my mom washes my lingerie lol
I brushed my teeth/spilled toothpaste on my shirt and my dad was like “the fuck is that.stop being inappropriate” -__-
1612th2: remember that time i got roofied yeah me neither
ugh i was writing a paper alllllllllll day and then i had to go the dmv bleugh and ugh ugh blugh gross
[[MORE]]soo i have a pretty good job opportunity at an upscale restaurant (i’ve talked to waiters and tips are amaaaazing)….. reconsidering life and whatnot. i think maybe, instead of having sugar daddies or w/e i should focus on making money to move out as soon as i can… even if it means i won’t have time for anything between work and school… i mean, i think i want...
Good handjob tips:
downandoutt: Put your mouth on it.
radiobread2: i have too few feelings in my head and too many feelings in my pants
“wanna hit?” “no thanks you guys can have fun getting anally raped in prison :) “