My academic career
therealhamster: 2005: Present:
xieraxiera: Idk how many times I have to say this Not every bitch can pull off the septum. Stop getting that shit done. And tell your dumb friends to stop too
why cant i talk to anyone my own age its soooo hard
have sex w. me
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
my best friend’s dad is totally the sugar daddy type whos been married a lot and has cheated on all them bitches im always sooo scared hes going to see my profile or something ;___;
ppl i want 2 fuck eva mendes penelope cruz kim kardashian but shes not allowed to talk myself that beck kid from victorious
spongebobnopants: i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart
sassymcnasty: lucrative-vibe: If a girl sends you nudes with her face in them, she really trust you 100%. you hear that faggots
my phone broke and i cant do anything with it except receive calls like thats the last thing i want it for sigh
eeriekitty: solves everything
woke up at like 4 to do homework and im so tired and i didnt do any of it sigh
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*