May 2012
My academic career
therealhamster:
2005:
Present:
xieraxiera:
Idk how many times I have to say this Not every bitch can pull off the septum. Stop getting that shit done. And tell your dumb friends to stop too
why cant i talk to anyone my own age its soooo hard
have sex w. me
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
my best friend’s dad is totally the sugar daddy type whos been married a lot and has cheated on all them bitches
im always sooo scared hes going to see my profile or something ;___;
April 2012
ppl i want 2 fuck
eva mendes
penelope cruz
kim kardashian but shes not allowed to talk
myself
that beck kid from victorious
1 tag
spongebobnopants:
i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart
killin maself
sassymcnasty:
lucrative-vibe:
If a girl sends you nudes with her face in them, she really trust you 100%.
you hear that faggots
my phone broke and i cant do anything with it except receive calls like thats the last thing i want it for sigh
1 tag
Masturbation
eeriekitty:
solves everything
woke up at like 4 to do homework and im so tired and i didnt do any of it sigh
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*
